Now this is a hard one.
As has been my custom for the past two years, I will be live blogging the Oscars this Sunday. This is a big thing for me – the time difference between Istanbul and LA means I have to get up at half two in the morning (I might even get up at one this year, but don’t count on it), compose myself (not like that, you perverts), get into the right frame of my mind, and start blogging away. No mean feat, since I discard most of the posts or reviews I begin writing half-way through.
This year’s ceremony is going to be an interesting one, in that it’s the first time in my life where I couldn’t care less about any of the flicks up for best picture. It’s not been a terrible movie year for me, but it’s most certainly not been a stand-out one, like last year so obviously was. The one word that immediately pops to mind is lacklustre. I am reminded of the immortal line from This Is Spinal Tap. Describing the band, and the roles played by Nigel Tufnel and David St. Hubbins within it, Derek Smalls expounds, “They're two distinct types of visionaries, it's like fire and ice, basically. I feel my role in the band is to be somewhere in the middle of that, kind of like lukewarm water.” That’s exactly what this year’s Oscar season feels like: tepid, pedestrian, and frustratingly uncontroversial.
Anyway, here are my final Oscar predictions. See you on Sunday.
Best Picture: Slumdog Millionaire
Best Director: Gus Van Sant
Best Actor: Mickey Rourke
Best Actress: Kate Winslet
Best Supporting Actor: Heath Ledger
Best Supporting Actress: Viola Davis
Best Original Screenplay: WALL-E
Best Adapted Screenplay: Slumdog Millionaire
Best Animated Film: WALL-E
Best Foreign Language Film: Waltz With Bashir
Best Animated Short: Presto
Best Art Direction: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Best Cinematography: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Best Costume Design: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Best Documentary: Man on Wire
Best Documentary Short: The Final Inch
Best Film Editing: The Dark Knight
Best Live Action Short: Toyland
Best Makeup: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Best Score: Slumdog Millionaire
Best Song: Down to Earth (WALL-E)
Best Sound Editing: WALL-E
Best Sound Mixing: WALL-E
Best Visual Effects: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
And I predict Jerry Lewis will win the Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award. Call it a hunch.